When we sent Rocky off on vacation to stay with you from Christmas to New Year’s, he was listless and uncommunicative.
Since his return he’s been a new boy! He’s browner and leaner. He must have dropped at least a full pound, almost 25% of his body weight! Maui sure agreed with Rocky! He is SO perky now!
We were a bit shocked when we saw his new tattoo, but, luckily, it washed off. Whew! SOOoooo inappropriate – a topless hula girl! Gosh!
In fact, we weren’t even SURE it WAS Rocky when he came home, he looked so different! Luckily, I’d put a unique identifying mark on his little bottom with a Sharpie – a small black “X”, and when I turned him over, there it was!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pet Rock Holidays of Maui! We’ll be sure to tell all our friends in the Pet Rock Society of Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.
P.S. We LOVE the photos you sent! Mahowloh!