Category: Stories

We ran the above photo on Facebook, looking for the best caption.

Mr. As’Cot’s acceptance speech was superb!

I would like to thank all of the Red Neck Engineers who are hero’s of mine! As soon as my son saw the picture he said “that looks like something Pip (my father) would do”.🤣

I would also like to thank Mother Earth and the erosive forces of nature which shaped my rocks into the smooth and comforting cuddle pets they are. I hope they are mates so that many pebbles will be coming my way.

Finally, I would like to thank the sponsor of this contest, Jim Carey. This picture was hands down the funniest thing I saw yesterday. It reminded me of the many creative ways Dad would get the job done. It also was a welcome distraction from the events that have our nation, very planet being destroyed before our eyes.

On a final note, my son and I both have determined that the s picture was staged. That was a disappointment! There is apparently a tow hook attached to the vehicle out of the camera’s eye as the laws of physics would dictate the car listing hard to the right if the engine hoist was its only thing lifting the car.

I eagerly await the arrival of my new stone babies!