When we sent Rocky off on vacation to stay with you from Christmas to New Year’s, he was listless and uncommunicative.
Since his return he’s been a new boy! He’s browner and leaner. He must have dropped at least a full pound, almost 25% of his body weight! Maui sure agreed with Rocky! He is SO perky now!
If you love it, set it free. If it loves you, it’ll return.
Pet rocks and people aren’t the only ones who love to surf!
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An accidental time-lapse photo, thanks to Google Assistant!
We ran the above photo on Facebook, looking for the best caption.
Mr. As’Cot’s acceptance speech was superb!
I would like to thank all of the Red Neck Engineers who are hero’s of mine! As soon as my son saw the picture he said “that looks like something Pip (my father) would do”.🤣
I would also like to thank Mother Earth and the erosive forces of nature which shaped my rocks into the smooth and comforting cuddle pets they are. I hope they are mates so that many pebbles will be coming my way.
Finally, I would like to thank the sponsor of this contest, Jim Carey. This picture was hands down the funniest thing I saw yesterday. It reminded me of the many creative ways Dad would get the job done. It also was a welcome distraction from the events that have our nation, very planet being destroyed before our eyes.
On a final note, my son and I both have determined that the s picture was staged. That was a disappointment! There is apparently a tow hook attached to the vehicle out of the camera’s eye as the laws of physics would dictate the car listing hard to the right if the engine hoist was its only thing lifting the car.
I eagerly await the arrival of my new stone babies!
Dr. Jim, the Director of Pet Rock Holidays and Vacations, hasn’t always lived on Maui.
Recently we came across some of his backstory.
An excerpt from his Journal:
Sent: Sunday, October 17, 1999 9:13 AM
Subject: walkabout update, 10/17/1999
When the traffic is whizzing past your home going way too fast, try this!
Have you lost your original PET ROCK handbook? Or perhaps you’ve adopted a Rescue Rock, and didn’t even know that there’s a handbook? Well, rest assured, after a long and arduous search we’ve managedContinue reading “ The PET ROCK Handbook”
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