Dr. Jim, the Director of Pet Rock Holidays and Vacations, hasn’t always lived on Maui.
Recently we came across some of his backstory.
An excerpt from his Journal:
Sent: Sunday, October 17, 1999 9:13 AM
Subject: walkabout update, 10/17/1999
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When the traffic is whizzing past your home going way too fast, try this!
We’re thinking about expanding our product lines. What do you think?
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When we sent Rocky off on vacation to stay with you from Christmas to New Year’s, he was listless and uncommunicative.
Since his return he’s been a new boy! He’s browner and leaner. He must have dropped at least a full pound, almost 25% of his body weight! Maui sure agreed with Rocky! He is SO perky now!
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If you love it, set it free. If it loves you, it’ll return.
Have you lost your original PET ROCK handbook? Or perhaps you’ve adopted a Rescue Rock, and didn’t even know that there’s a handbook? Well, rest assured, after a long and arduous search we’ve managed
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