Feeding and Caring for Your Pet Rock

The food we serve is always wonderfully healthy and delicious, and authentically Hawaiian at every meal. It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet three times a day, along with an evening snack. We have an Open Bar all day, every day, with soft drinks, beer, Mai Tais, and a wide variety of umbrella drinks.

We’ve never had a customer complain about the food or free-flowing beverages.

Staff Members & Support Staff

  • Front Desk Clerk
  • Concierge
  • Limo & Driver
  • Maid & Turn-Down Service
  • Cabana Boy
  • Massage Therapist
  • Yoga Classes
  • Bartender
  • Keto Diet Chef
  • Vegetarian & Vegan Chef
  • Pizza, Beer, Chips, Salsa & Munchies Chef
  • Rock Whisperer
  • Computer & Cell Phone Support
  • CPR-Trained Staff
  • Lava Hound Repellent
  • Minister on Call – Rock of Ages Church
  • Geologist on Call


Mr. Moss, Waipuilani Beach
  • Surfing Lessons
  • Windsurfing Lessons
  • Kitesurfing Lessons
  • Haleakala Volcano Tour
  • Trip to Hana
  • Trip Around Haleakala
  • Trip Around West Maui
  • Old King’s Highway Hike
  • Old Lahaina Town Tour
  • Lahaina Art Gallery Tour
  • Maui Winery Tour and Wine Tasting
  • Horseback Riding
  • Unicorn Riding (In Season)
  • Unicorn Flights (In Season)
  • Maui Brewery Tour
  • Snorkeling Trips
  • Whale Watching
  • Dolphin Watching
  • Fishing
  • Scuba & Snuba Diving
  • Luaus
  • Bike Ride Down Haleakala Volcano
  • Hula Dancing Classes
  • Skydiving in Hana
  • Seances with the Ghost of Gary Dahl 
  • and Much, Much More…

Like summer camp, we’ll make sure you get photos and a letter from your Pet Rock during their stay.

Group Rates

As you know, Pet Rocks are very sociable, and enjoy sharing their lodgings with other Pet Rocks!

Contact us for special pricing on large groups, conventions and family reunions. We can arrange fork lifts, backhoes, front end loaders, bulldozers, even dump trucks on an as-needed basis. Rocks ‘r Us!

Because of this, we have group rates for couples, friends and families of Pet Rocks. Our basic one-week Maui Holiday is $99 for rocks under 25 lbs. Each additional rock is only $25 per week.

Not only that but when you arrange special events for your pet, up to FIVE rock friends can attend the event with them at no extra charge!

We provide an experience that your Pet Rock will remember for the rest of their life, and love you for it!

Transportation to and from Maui

The package prices include return airfare to anywhere in the US. Please contact us about pricing for International Pet Rock transportation.

Pet Rocks over 25 lbs. and the severely handicapped can be accommodated by special arrangements. Please contact us about your special needs pet.

Yes, we always put air holes in the box.

A group activity at Little Beach organized by Pet Rock Holidays.

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